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I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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