Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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