our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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