Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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