i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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