the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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