Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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