I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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