Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
