every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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