I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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