last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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