he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
