i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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