Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
its not stalking. its research.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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