I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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