You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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