Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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