For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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