but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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