no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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