I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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