i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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