Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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