yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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