It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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