Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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