Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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