real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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