Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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