The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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