he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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