I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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