Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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