fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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