They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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