dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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