What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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