It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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