season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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