Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The struggles of a small town man whore
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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