i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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