there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I could fuck to npr.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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