Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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