every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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