You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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