she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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