just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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