She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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