Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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