he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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