yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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